Hey, Dubbya, Remember The Trojan Horse?

Dear GW,

I was going to say a lot more about this, but I think the other media have said plenty about it already,so I'll be brief.

I really believed in you in 2001, but I swear, I'm having a hard time keeping the faith man. All I see in you and your administration is incompetence at every level, and around every corner.

I believed in you because you appeared to be a man who does exactly what he says he is going to do.

From down here it looks like things are out of control. I ain't ready to side with that ugly James Carville, ugly might rub off. The minute that man was born his mama pushed him out of the ugly tree and he just about hit every damn limb on his way down. Heheheh!Hell, I'll never side with him on anything, but brother you need some advisors who don't have their heads stuck down in the sand. I don't know how in the world you found so many idiots.
Are they all from Texas, or Washington,DC?

Whooeee! I forgot whether I'm in the Red America, or the Blue America, but I'm in the group of states that voted for you. I've been a D-D-Democrat for almost 60 years, but I voted for you--twice man. Voted for your daddy his first term. Couldn't vote for him a second term. More incompetent than Jimmy Carter, as President I mean. I love Old Jimmy Carter, as a human being. I would love for him to come help me remodel my trailer if he would make time in between all that traveling he does to the third world. The second world down South here could use a little attention.

You folks from the ivory towers are completely out of touch with the common man and woman in this country.

I don't mean to show any disrespect for the Office of the Presidency. Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton accomplished plenty of that in his 8 years.

Don't expect you will ever read anything I write, but I just wanted to say my piece.

Thanking you kindly for reading this.

Sincerely,

Jay Hudson

Quick-Finger Dick Cheney

Well, today is Friday,February24,2006

I wanted to write about this several days ago, but decided to wait until things cooled down in the media. I thought surely someone would have picked my title for a newspaper headline, but I never saw one like it. Guess the big media boys must be snoozing.

I saw several different headlines joking about it, but I think mine is the cream of the crop.

I felt kind of sorry for Dick Cheney. I really like the guy. I don't think I would ever go hunting with him though.

___ Jay Hudson