Today is July 27,2006
I just wanted to post so my two fans would know I'm still on the air.
Oprah, I haven't received an invitation yet to be on your show. You'll have to send a limo to pick me up. Scared to fly, ain't you?
I saw old James Frey almost cry when you caught him in his li'l story. Shame on him.
Just so you know where we stand, all my fiction is truthful. You know how us writers feel about "literary license" and all, don't you? I figure TV folks is about the same.
I'll be sipping my Pepsi while I wait on yo call.
Your author friend,
Jay Hudson